If you want it -- they'll probably have it.
Looking for a TV ?
Looking for something soft and cozy to wrap yourself in, whilst reclining on the couch
watching mindless junk on that TV you just bought ?
No home is complete without a robotic vacuum.
How about a chair that bring out the inner stenographer in all of us ?
A bathtub ? Really ?
Or you can get a ridiculously powerful mirror that makes your pores look
like craters on the moon.
The variety is dazzling, groceries, clothes, medicine, electronics, toilets, linens, bedding, makeup, pet food, car tires -- heck there's even an optometrist on site who will sell you cheapo glasses.
But not everyone can shop at COSTCO. You've got to be a member, and my wonderful friends surprised me, by buying me my very own membership.
All that remained was for me to get the mandatory mug shot,
and learn the secret handshake.