One day I found myself driving behind a truck sporting a lovely pair of pink testicles. It was hypnotic watching them swaying back and forth, back and forth. I wanted to pull up beside the driver at the next light, roll down my window, smile demurely, and coo, "Nice testicles".
But I didn't. I'm such a wuss.
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different set I saw around the same time. YES, a different set.
Total chick magnet. I mean, what girl can resist a truck decorated with swinging, plastic, man parts ?
Being of an inquiring mind I set out to learn what I could, so I Googled, "truck testicles", and was delighted to be presented with five different web pages selling these enchanting car decorations.
"Made of solid abs plastic and painted a military green. Has the veins, wrinkles like the rest. Some of our customers requested this color in a larger size for their quads. We aim to please ! 8" at lower nut, comes in at just under a pound."
It's nice that they point out that one of the nuts hangs lower than the other.
"This pink looks almost like cotton candy. Great gift for your girls ride. Solid ABS plastic, color all the way thru, veins, realistic, 8" at lower nut, 4 1/4" wide and approx 2" thick. Weighs just under a pound."
What girl wouldn't be thrilled to find one of these under the Christmas tree ?
Nutz for your truck reassures its customers that: " ALL Novelty Testicle Sets Made to Swing".
Bulls Balls, the originator of balls for your truck, boldly claims: "We are the Foremost Truck Balls Company in the World!"
Ranging in price from $14.99 to over $50 they come in a dazzling selection of colours and sizes. They make them for motorcycles and you can even get a set for your key chain !
But as stupid as they are, I was surprised to learn that the state of Florida has banned them. Florida, a state where carrying a guns is OK, but displaying plastic testicles is not.
Really ? Are you kidding me ?